I theorized the I Love You virus at a meeting and when it was shot down told it to someone in the Philippine Science Commission named Pink. On A Mud Called Dyslexicon. It was meant to be the last time I said that to anyone. What isn’t widely known is there was an exclusion. I never received a copy of the virus.
Update: The reason I made the virus is because I wanted to tell the world, everyone that I loved them. Once.